Discreet Tesla Acquisition
Having difficulty selling your Tesla without all the hassle and negativity? Maybe its time to consider other options.
Expert Acquisition Team
Our team of experienced Tesla acquisition specialists will ensure a smooth and successful transaction for you.
Anonymous Registration
With Steal My Tesla, you can anonymously register your car to be acquired, transported, and sold within 5-7 business days.
Welcome to Steal My Tesla
Expert Assistance for Limited Selling Options
Having trouble selling your Tesla? Tired of being associated with a toxic, Nazi-adjacent brand? We understand that there’s a shrinking market of buyers and limited selling options for current owners.
Our experienced team specializes in discreetly acquiring and transporting your car to international markets.
Providing Discreet Acquisition Services
At Steal My Tesla, we understand the frustration of trying to sell a Tesla in today’s shrinking market. Leave the hassle and stress behind and let our expert team handle the acquisition process for you.
Expert Automotive Acquisition Specialists
Our team at Steal My Tesla has years of experience in the automotive industry, with a special focus on luxury vehicles, premium wheels and rims, catalytic converters, and driver assistance systems. Trust us to handle your Tesla acquisition with professionalism and discretion.
Discreet Acquisition Services
Learn more about our expert team and how we can assist with acquiring your Tesla.
Unparalleled
Customer Service
From the initial consult to the direct deposit of funds in an offshore account, our team of specialists will handle every step of the process to ensure a stress-free experience.
International
Shipping & Logistics
We will securely transport your Tesla to international markets, like SE Asia, East Africa, and Central and South America, expanding the potential buyers for your vehicle.
Police Reports &
Insurance Claims
Our team will handle all the paperwork and finer details of filing insurance claims and police reports to provide you a smooth transition of ownership and plausible deniability.
Don’t wait any longer to sell your Tesla.
Experience Our Success
Join the ranks of satisfied clients.
Vehicles Acquired
3,200+
AVERAGE TRANSACTION TIME
5 days
International Markets
50+
Customer Satisfaction
99%*
See What Our Clients Are Saying
I was struggling to sell my Tesla for months. I couldn’t handle the heckling any longer. With Steal My Tesla I was able to unload my car in 3 days!
Dale Reston
Las Vegas, NV
I couldn’t find a buyer for my Tesla and was concerned about the depreciating resale value and the overt racism.
Thank you, Steal My Tesla!
Maria Canseco
Huntington Park, CA
I needed to get rid of my Tesla quickly and was worried about the potential backlash. I am extremely satisfied with their services.
Juniper Meadows
Binghamton, NY